Mystery Post (Deep Dark Secret)

I know that you were very determined to find out what this mystery post is about. That’s why I am going to reveal my deepest and dark kept secret. I figured it’s the least I can do since you took time out of your day/life to come and read the blog! So although I have more than one deep dark kept secret I can only reveal one, at least for now. I also have to remind you that this is a secret and please don’t tell anyone the contents of this mystery post. If you enjoy the information given then please simply refer the blog to someone else and have them decipher for themselves! Now for the secret you have anxiously been waiting for… in the second grade I had this huge crush on this girl. I knew from the moment I saw her that this girl was “The One” if you know what I mean! She just looked so cute on those monkey bars during recess, her hair was as if it was handpicked from the sun by the gods and placed on this beautiful female, her outfits where always color coordinated to match the flowers blooming in the spring. Every day I would wake up and put on my best Nikes, hop on my red bicycle and with a love struck heart ride to school. So as soon as my heart couldn’t take it anymore I knew the next step was to kiss this girl. I knew deep down that it would seal the deal and by a miracle my heart would belong to her and hers to mine. So on the way to recess, we lined up against the wall my alphabetical order. This was my time to shine I knew the time was right and my heart did as well. The only problem was she was not in position for me to just turn around and kiss her because her last name was not close to Miller. Therefore not only would I have risk the option for rejection but I could get rejected and in trouble for jumping out of line, jumping out of line would not only cause huge chaos but it would sent the whole class back into the room and no recess for the day. This consequence would ruin me forever. I would be labeled as the kid that held back recess that beautiful Thursday afternoon. This was the consequence I could live with because she was more beautiful than any day and if it was between her and the sun I would be one nocturnal son of a gun. Standing there in the midst of the line smashed between two tall suffocating from the muggy thick air, considering all consequences of my next action, I went for it. The timing was perfect, see Ms. Beautiful was toward the back of the line and the teacher was walking from the back of the line toward the front. The teacher passed me and I was off, faster than any race horse I jumped the gun took my chances and ran toward the back of the line, grabbed the love of my life (so I thought at the time) and said… April fools blog readers! This story is a true story I just can’t finish it due to the fact it is April fools! If you really want to know the real rest of the story I will tell you just ask. Thanks for participating in my one joke of the day!

Video of the day: Dude, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!