You Dont Know Me REVISED!

So this has been posted before in this blog over almost three years ago (9/2009) I decided to revise it because some things have taken a dramatic change!

25 Random (In no order) facts about me:

1- I won first in the state in 300m hurdles when i was 15. STILL TRUE
2- I hate to read. STILL VERY TRUE
3- As of this post I dont have facebook quit looking. YOU CAN NOW FIND ME ON FACEBOOK!
4- I was born in Huntsville, Alabama. I LIKE TO THINK AUSTRALIA
5- I have and will always be a Florida Gator fan. DUH
6- I have backpacked across the Europe. LIKE A CHAMP
7- I hate it when someone talks in third person but im not getting into my pet- peeves that will be another list another time. DON’T EVER!
8- I have drinkin my body weight in cream soda in week. I THINK I DID THIS IN A DAY NOW.
9- When i was little i was playing tag and collided with a girl and part of my tooth chipped off in her head. FORGOT ABOUT THAT…
9- My favorite color has changed but only from blue to orange. NOW IS GREEN
10- I played soccer for 7 yrs, football for 6, and track for 6 yrs. DO INTRAMURALS COUNT?
11- One time i did a triple barrel roll on a tube going tubing. Thats behind a boat of course. NOT TRYING TO BRAG…
12- Never broke a bone. Knock on wood. I have tore my hip out of place, dislocated my wrist, i have twisted/sprained my ankles to the extent the just constantly hurt, jammed all fingers and toes, been without a big toe toe-nail, had stitches twice chin/hand, torn ligaments in ankles and shoulder, been jaw-jarred or dislocated my jaw, and had the breath knocked out of my countless times. MANY OF YOU KNOW THIS IS NO LONGER TRUE I BROKE MY WRIST AND ARM.
13- I have two older brothers. THINK THIS IS STILL TRUE…
14- I like stress to a certain point. Or i like to be busy and have things on my mind. SOMETIMES MORE THAN I WOULD “ENJOY”
15- I love Jesus and grew up in church my dad is a Pastor. AMEN
16- I dont believe in love at first sight i believe in attraction. TRUTH
17- In my younger years i had some stomach thing to where i would randomly either throw up or double over in tears from pain. To this day they still dont know what it was. I NEED TO FOLLOW UP ON THIS…
18- I like the game. BUT CURRENTLY TAKEN
19- I took two years of Latin and could not tell you a thing about it. Yet i passed with an A. I SPEAK AMERICAN ONLY.
20- I live for thrills and adrenaline. and Christ of course. FOREVER
21- When i was little i could not say cinnamon or enemy. STILL CANT SOMETIMES.
22- I use to be afraid of elephants. NOW ITS SOMETHING I CANT CONTROL.
23- I would love to watch a movie every night i am a movie buff. WHENEVER I CAN THESE DAYS…
24- I am a Sophomore and have already attended two colleges and im hopefully not at my last stop. IM A JUNIOR AND MADE INTO UF!
25- I dont like the ocean but love the beach. AND WOULD LIVE ON A LAKE.

The rest is new as of this post.

26- I am a Mac and a PC
27- Never been to a concert.
28- Im related to Kanye West.
29- I sing in the car, thats why my windows are tinted
30- Im addicted to green eyes.
31- I have a bucket list.
32- Im highly convinced i belong in Australia.
33- I am a proud owner of a Toyota 4runner named Audriana
34- I find it highly terrifying to answer three or more of the same letter on a multiple choice test
35- Never taken an IQ Test.
36- Once tried to count how many steps i took in one day but stopped after 10.
37- I would argue that God is more audible and moving in the early morning.
38- If i start a project i have to finish it. Quitting is not an option.
39- Im a planner and an over thinker
40- Im down to be spontaneous.
41- I would leap just to see what would happen next if the risk was 49% or below
42- I won a jello wrestling competition.
43- I have no regrets but i would go back in a instance and make a ton of money.
44- I know God has a big plan for my life not only cause Jeremiah 29:11 says so but because im still alive and breathing today.
45- I admit to posting pictures cause I looked good and "they" did not
46- If you see me in public its because i didnt see you. JK
47- Scary movies scare me
48- I don gamble cause its not gambling if you know you're going to win.
49- I wore a bracelet that said "Winning" for a year and i cant tell a difference...
50- When signing up for classes i avoid professors names that are not american.

Video of the day: THIS IS ME.

Powerful Smile

Just a list i threw together in a couple minutes but all very true... makes you think!

A smile can…
Make you or break you
Ruin your day
Make your day worth living
Provide hope
Destroy dreams
Change them
Make your stomach flutter
Catch your eye
Provide a sense of security
Make you doubt
Give you strength
Never be refunded
Motivate you
False advertise
Change you
Boost self esteem
Improves immune system
Lowers blood pressure
Relives stress
Makes you look younger
Make you seem confident
Make them jealous
Appear when you least expect it
Shows that your successful (even if your not)
Helps positivity
Be memorable
Seal the deal
Makes you seem approachable
Confuses a frown
Spread
Be translated in every language
Burst into a laugh
Provide an answer
Fit everyone
Be used as a weapon
Brighten the day
Never have a price
Mean literally a 1000 words
Sell product
Increase life expectancy
Make you wonder… forever

I Hate it When...

So I put together a lil list with some help from some friends of "I hate it when.." so before each line just add that phrase in front of everything to read it properly.

People eat with their mouth open.
Sleep in Church.
Someone cuts you off then proceeds to turn.
A cop Tails you for like 10 miles.
People are late.
M&M's melt in your hand and not your mouth.
Toilet paper is empty.
Dirty Dishes are left in the sink.
Someone "forgets" to flush the toilet!
Someone has to "one-up" everything.
People talk in movies.
You walk into a public restroom and the floor is wet.
Others mimic you.
Your flight gets delayed.
You sit next right the screaming baby on the plane.
You call to get customer service and listen to an automated voice.
Your asked to do a phone survey.
Your watching TV and the emergency alert system test comes on.
Im Late.
At the beach sand stays in your pants 24/7.
Others leave the blinker on.
You make pancakes and come to find out there is no syrup.
You wake up to go to chick-fil-a and its Sunday.
My calls get dropped.
There is long lines for work-out lines.

Video of the Day: I Hate it when this happens to me too...

Hallo-What?

So, as you can see from my last post, when i got into University of Florida my life got a little busy. But I figured it's time for another blog post this one being about Halloween and why its around... I mean what does trick or treat even mean? About 2000 years ago these kids called the Celts (not to be confused with the NBA Team Celtics who are in Boston) lived in what is today Ireland, UK, and North France celebrated their new year on November 1. I guess the 1st of January was overrated for these cool-cats. To them November 1st signified the end of the summer and harvest, a time that was associated with dark winters and death. What a perfect time to celebrate! For whatever reason they believed that on the night of the 31st of October the worlds of the living and the dead's boundary became obsolete. Perfect so lets celebrate on that night too and call it Samhain. So these dead spirits that came back would come back and destroy the harvest. What? I thought we are celebrating the end of the harvest tomorrow? And they came back to destroy the leftover harvest? Some dead spirits... psh! So in the midst of casper and his friends running around destroying the already shucked corn, these other kids called the Druids combined with the Celts saw this as a time where priest would make prophecies. So they decide to commemorate this too well at least the one's who got the good news prophecies, i guess, and so they would build bonfires and run around with animal skins and read each other fortune. Very similar what we do today on halloween.

Then Roman Emperor Claudius saw that he was missing out on the fun so he decided to invade Britain and over the next hundreds of years the Roman traditions combined with Celts. The Roman tradition during the time of Samhain was to celebrate their goddess of fruit and trees, hints is why we today "bob" for apples... and spread diseases. Then the Celts around the 9th century all became Christians! Just when things started looking up for them, they saw that they needed to kinda replace the freaky holiday called Samhain, with a brighter celebration called "All Souls Day". Just so we dont piss anyone off! All-Souls Day was celebrated on November 2 and was similarly celebrated with costumes and bonfires, but no marshmallows. All-Souls Day was also called All-Hallows which came from some word that stemmed from something that happened long ago blah blah blah. The night before was called All-Hallows Eve which eventually became Halloween! Now we are getting some where.

So what is treat or treat? Going door to door asking for candy, well thats today's description. Long ago it gets a little depressing. So Halloween came to America some how we got wind of the crazy day and whatever... read about it if you want the details. All you need to know is that it came to America. But why Trick or Treat... here is the real side of the story. On All-Souls Day poor citizens would go door to door and beg for food and in return would get these pastries called Soul cakes. The poor would then pray for the families dead relatives. Try that the next time you go trick or treating, kinda makes sense right? So why the costumes? Well remember eariler when Casper was running around destroying crops well he did that Halloween night so people would dress in costumes so that Casper and his unkindly clan would mistake them for is own kind! Cheerful huh? Then people started getting really spooked and instead of opening doors for people dressed as ghost fearful of opening the door for ghost, people would place loads of food in front of their door so the ghost would not enter. I would love to around at that time. Anyways thats why we have Halloween now go forth and beg! Happy Halloween!

Video Of the Day: I would have to do the same.

Accepted

Think of your ultimate goal thats feasible at this point in your life. Maybe its a new car, landing that job, or maybe its that new girlfriend. Whatever it is imagine reaching that goal after all your hard work. I had the privilege of reaching my goal and it was epic to say the least. My Dad is from Orlando and my Mom is from Miami, unfortunately when they hitched they decided neither place was sufficient for where they wanted to raise their family so they packed their bags and moved to beautiful and sunny Huntsville, Alabama. Which was where I was born but dont let that miss lead you, I was born a Gator.

My whole life I was tormented with two college rivals and country music. Now I might lose some friends over my next statement, but thats okay cause that would make you shallow and we dont need to be friends anyways. I hate country music. So living in Alabama which is commonly associated with country music and pickup trucks was tough (I did like the trucks though). So after 19 years of Alabama I packed my bags and moved to the state that my parents should have stayed in. I did this in order to attend the college of my dreams The University of Florida. I had to establish residency first and that requires some legal documentation and living in Florida for a year. So I finished up my AA degree at a sister college and aimed high at UF. I sent in my application and I was DENIED! All my dreams crushed I didnt know what plan B was so I considered moving home, but something told me to stay and try again maybe it was that I was that 12 month lease I was held to and cant leave with 6 months to go, but that's beside the point. I applied again while taking the semester off just to work and make a list of things I have always wanted to do.

It wasn't until a couple nights when I checked the website to see what the up date was on my application. Usually it reads something like "Your application has been received and sent to the college for a final decision... blah blah blah" and it goes on for another paragraph or two. But this time it was different... this time it was only two sentences, which read "Congratulations, your application to The University Of Florida for Summer A/C has been accepted. Welcome to the Gator Nation." Now let me explain whats going on in this crazy head of mine. "Congratulations"?? Congrats on what? then I proceeded to read it like this "application...Florida...accepted. At this point its almost 1:00 A.M. in the morning, im located in Huntsville, Al home for the weekend, one of my good friends is sleeping over, already half asleep, and my parents are sound asleep. Also this is the point where I start hyperventilating my friend awakes from his slumber and looks at me with a very confused face. So im guessing at first it looks like I was about to pass out or die, then... you would have thought I won the lottery as soon as I read and comprehending the last sentence, "Welcome to the Gator Nation." While screaming my head off I attempt to run out of the room, while tripping on a cord, running down the stairs to my parents room to tell them the good news. Needless to say I scared them, i yelled the good news and there response to the biggest dream of my life was... "what? oh really? thats great. Well talk in the morning." In that moment all my excitement was shot down, like a kid running down stairs on Christmas morning to find Santa skipped their house, my excitement was crushed. So I lingered back up the stairs read the note again and forced myself to sleep. Shouldn't have checked it at 1:00 A.M. or in Huntsville, but needless to say my goal was reached and its official im a Gator.

Video of the day: I just like it.

A Guaranteed Laugh

So i stumbled across this list online check it out its kinda funny!

1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

4. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

5. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.


6. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

7. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

8. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

9. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

10. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

11. Was learning cursive really necessary?

12. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

13. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

14. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.

15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

16. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)...ummm...Goonies"

17. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

18. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

19. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

20. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

23. Bad decisions make good stories

24. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

25. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

26. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

27. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

28. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to fall after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

31. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

32. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Crap!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

33. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

34. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

35. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

36. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

37. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

38. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet that everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

39. I wonder if cops ever get angry at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

Video of the day:

Better Late Than Never

Well one holiday just passed us and another is approaching right around the corner. I thought i would take some time and reflect on Halloween and share a story which might have been the scariest time of my life, at the time. My one good Halloween story took place a long time ago, i must have been twelve or thirteen. So when your at that age what do you do on Halloween... go trick-or-treating? Nope not us! we decided that we were going to the corn maze! We basically wanted to scare ourselves to death and thats what we came up with, the local corn maze, in Huntsville, Alabama. A group of my friends and I dug into our piggy banks and hitched a ride with the neighborhood mom with the biggest mini-van and headed thirty minutes out to the middle of no where. The whole drive we were exchanging stories about what we heard about the maze and well i was freaking out. Let me just say this before i continue i USED to be the biggest pansy when it came to stuff like this, i hated scary movies, i would not walk anywhere in the dark, and i hated people jumping out at me screaming in my face. What a death trap i was getting myself into... im just a lil twelve year old kid i dont know better! I have to say i was warned, my parents warned me not to go that i wouldnt be into this kind of thing, but i was out to prove them other wise and the girl was crushing on hardcore was coming along. You better bet your bottom dollar im going! We all arrived hopped out of the mini-van and dumped out our loose piggy bank change to get the orange ticket. We asked how long it takes to get through the lady answered "anywhere from an hour to three hours" say what?! Keep in mind while she is saying this in the background you can hear high pitched screams and chainsaws. I should have seen the red flags but there was no turning back now the girl i was crushing on was there i can just leave! i would have been ruined! Right before entering we all bought glow sticks half of us purple and the other half green. We were going to compete to see which team would get through the fastest. So lucky and naturally i got the same glow stick color as "her". We entered (bad idea) a few scares here and there and im already freaking out but there is no way im showing it cause i dont want her to see i cant handle this. Well about half way through we are running and i get separated after some crazed killer is chasing us through the maze. I turn the corner and the green glow sticks are no where to be found and im alone. Awesome. So i try no to loose it and just trace my steps backward thinking i may have missed a turn. Post turning the corner i bump into Micheal Myers (the guy from "Halloween" the movie) i scream bloody murder cause he was my most feared character and as if screaming wasn't enough he took my glow stick backed me up in a corner threw my glow stick on the ground and chomped it up into peices with what i thought was a fake knife... guess not. I will not describe to you my reaction to what he did to my glow stick. I escaped the near death experience cause when my adrenaline kicked in aint nothing stopping me from getting the heck out of that maze. I am a sprinter i was fast, ran track almost my whole life. Well it paid off i was just cutting corners and not looking back things would jump out at me and i would already be gone. I end up passing my team and keep running for the gold. When all the sudden... light appeared i had finished! Turning the corner to find out... it was the half way point. My team followed in from behind me and out of breath we all laughed cause we were only half way done with this hell hold. You could not pay me to finish the next half of that maze, but she was watching and just as i entered the first time i was about to enter a second time. The things we do for love. So we did just that, entered in a second time. This girl that was crushing on was out of her mind scared though and its not helping me! I already cant handle this and her she is freaking me out more! But its all good cause she was leaning me to keep her from being scared little does she know how i feel i wanted to lean on her! I was scared too this isnt fair and some how we end up in the front (now everyone knows your dont want to be in the front cause when something jumps out your suddenly in the back!) There also wasnt a "we" are in the front its just me in the front cause she is hiding her face in my back, and now everyone is looking for me to lead this whole group through this maze. Ha, yeah right! But i had no choice, it was all up to me now. Then we hear the chainsaw, i dont think a girl has jumped into my arms faster than she did when that chainsaw started up. Any other time i would be happy, but this time it was a burden. I did not know how i was going to how this girl with texas chainsaw massacre guy coming towards us. I froze. I could not move the fear was just eating me alive, then he turned the corner. I dont think i have ever dropped a girl but hey there is a first time for everything right? No no no im just kidding! With her in my arms and me screaming like girl i closed my eyes and he ran right past us to chase my other friends who ran. Only for me to realize the end of the maze was right in front of us. Thats when i bolted out of there and the parents laughing at us at the finish, which i did not find anything funny about the situation. She was striped from my arms and i was hero of the day. Go figure, i didnt see that one coming. Then She asked "where you not scared i didnt hear you scream once?!" To which my reply "oh what? oh yeah na, scared ha?" Little does she know :)

Video of the Day: Just for a good laugh!

Mondays

You might have a case of the Mondays... But soo do I. I had one of my not so great weekends recently im not going to say the worst cause i believe this can be beat easily with someone else's story but to me it sucked. So i worked all weekend and practically like a slave cause, well im not exactly getting paid the big bucks... surprise surprise! So on Saturday morning my first day off in a while i decide im going to treat myself and whats better than a chick-fil-a chicken biscuit in the morning after a great nights sleep. Turns out i slept longer than i thought which is not a big deal but they close that breakfast menu at 10:30! I woke up at 10:15 so i jump out of bed and race to chick-fil-a unfortunately im not over exaggerating the racing part... cause i came down a hill and boom my dreams where shot. The smell of the biscuit in my car, the butter smears all over my steering wheel, having crumbs in car non of this will take place because this luxurious breakfast item is now unconquerable. Why? Well some cop on a motorcycle decided to clock me... and that ended in a $240 ticket and no chick-fil-a biscuit. So i turn and go home watch my hard work fly out the window in two seconds to pay for the ticket and no hopes of getting a biscuit for awhile cause like i said it was Saturday morning... they are closed on Sunday, just when your craving for chick-fil-a hits its peak. So yeah that was Saturday not Monday, i understand but all this adds up for a worse Monday cause those things stick with you. So Monday rolls around, and in my stubbornness im still stuck on the fact that i never got my chicken biscuit and got a nice ticket instead, but there was nothing i could do about it now so i try to shrug it off and go back to work. I get off work at 2 and well i have class at 2. for some reason this didnt register in my head that i need travel time! So 1:50 rolls around and it hits me... I have to leave. So i bust out the door and race to class. Now lets pause for a second here. First off all you readers that try to ruin the ending for yourself and convince yourself that im about to get another ticket... your wrong. While driving im currently contemplating whether i want to drive all the way to class just for one class and be late or if i just skip it and go home. Well i decided it was better for me to go to class, but im not going in my work clothes. So while driving (sorry mom) i change clothes. It takes 30 minutes for me to get from work to my seat in class. So i knew i was going to be a solid 20 minutes late. I get to class ticket-less thank God, and we are only watching some movie. Well crap i came all this way for some stupid video on marriage (like this is going to effect me in my immediate future). Since we are watching this video the lights are dim and my chair is on the other side of the class room, Perfect. I walk/duck under the TV and proceed to my desk trying to be all smooth because well there are some cute girls in the class and this was toward the beginning of the semester and you got to make a good impression right... well in my swag i nailed the desk. This desk is bolted into the ground and it was front and center where everyone could see and it hurt. I did not see this coming. When i nailed the desk trying to be smooth everyone busted a chuckle. So with my hurt bummed out leg and my now red face i turn to sit when my backpack gets caught on the chair and drops to the ground, awesome. Not to mention some girl turns and says "smooth" i laughed it off while thinking... "No thats what i was going for." Then after everyone calmed down from there stupid giggles the video starts to glitch, perfect. I then looked to find out we had a sub-professor (who does that?!?! just cancel class) and she said "oh well" and turns the video off and says "have a good day." Okay at this point im having a silent panic attack. I came all this way get an education and 5 minutes after i enter you say have a good day, and my day is not going good! Oh Heck No. Then again what can you do? I came to the realization i drove all this way to come to class just for enough time for me to embarrass myself and leave. Awesome. Thats my case of the Mondays.

Video of the Day: At least my Monday didnt end up on youtube...

This Might Get Bloody

Well readers im back in Gainesville so that means more blog post! Hopefully... This summer was one of the best and i will keep throwing stories from my event full past over the next couple post. The most vivid part of my summer was also the most painful. Over the summer i had the best job in the world, i was a pool manager. So i got paid to tan and look at beautiful women. Along with the manager position i was a dive coach for our pools league. If you dont know much about diving there is a part of the dive meets that is called open where basically anyone any age can dive and score points for your team. So i thought i would dive open for the next meet we had. The day of the meet, i happened to be working as well and about hour before my shift ended i was going to practice some dives for that night. My first dive was reverse 1 1/2 with a 1/2 twist, if you dont know what that is check the video. Anyways during my rotation i heard this loud pop as if the board snapped or came loose or something, but after completing my flip i realized... the board hit my head. Being the manager i cant allow blood to get into the pool or we would have to close for the day so i got out of the water as fast as i could and assessed the situation. My first question... Am i bleeding? The answer haha heck yes. I looked down at the ground and sure enough i saw red dripping from the top of my head. Now all of this took place around two o'clock that afternoon and i had not eaten all day, this is what scared me the most. The pain was not as bad as i always imagined when i feared hitting the board, so that was a plus. While bleeding i nonchalantly moon walked my way to the first aid office. See i had to stay calm because i was already loosing blood at such an extensive rate and if i freaked out and made my heart race the amount of blood loss would increase therefore causing my chances of passing out much more probable. Where one of my guards was sitting. I didnt know how bad it was until i saw his face. My face was covered in blood along with half my chest. My next and only other question was staples or stitches? To find out we sat down and they poured cold water on my head and quickly said staples. At that same time i looked down to make sure no blood was getting on my friends bathing suit that i borrowed that day and a pool of blood fell into my hands. This was bad... see i have not eaten all day and my head is gushing blood. Its only a matter of time until i pass out which would make for a really fun trip to the hospital. After dropping the pool of blood onto the hot pool deck i asked umm who wants to take me to the hospital? Some lady volunteered and we where off i made it to the hospital completely coherent and filled out some insurance information at the ER and then proceeded to the room where eight staples would be pushed into my head. Now this was the worst part, see in order to put staples in your head you need a lil help from a numbing agent. So the doc stuck a shot directly into the gash in my head. Five or ten minutes later staples started crunching into my head. I couldnt really feel it but i could hear a crunch every staple that was stuck into my head. That sensation will send chills down your spine. After four staples placed into my wound the doc decided two where out of place, so he just took em out and stuck in four more. Eight staples later i was put back together again. Unfortunately i was not able to dive that night but we still won the meet and i got hooked up with some free ice cream.

Video of the day: The attempted.

Green Eyes

Title:Green Eyes

Artist: Coldplay

Honey you are a rock
Upon which I stand
And I come here to talk
I hope you understand

That green eyes, yeah the spotlight, shines upon you
And how could, anybody, deny you

I came here with a load
And it feels so much lighter, now I�ve met you
And honey you should know, that I could never go on without you

Green eyes

Honey you are the sea
Upon which I float
And I came here to talk
I think you should know

That green eyes, you�re the one that I wanted to find
And anyone who, tried to deny you must be out of their mind

Cause I came here with a load
And it feels so much lighter, since I met you
Honey you should know, that I could never go on without you

Green eyes
Green eyes

Ohohohohooooo
Ohohohohooooo

Ohohohohooooo
Ohohohohooooo

Honey you are a rock
Upon which I stand

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